I’m bored And pissed The worst Combination. Someone’s talking About stabilising The drug economy Which doesn’t mean A fucking thing To me Because my drug Is alcohol And it’s royally Legal. There are seven letters That mean more to me That stabilising The economy, Perhaps, And they are: A L C O H O L. Affirmations And opinions Interject Like two streams Of piss. No, man, I don’t, Care, About NASA’s droopy flag, Or owning, Spacesuits, That are frankly Terrifying, For some abstract reason, Like how They look like The Michelin man Or something Equally Terrifying. Im willing to bet Against the man diagonally Opposite me; I’m willing to bet, That he is pulling bullshit facts Out of his very own Faecal matter That he just rocketed Out of His Ass. Fuck this. I’m done.